A free Simon Says memory game where Trump announces tariffs on China, Canada, Mexico, the EU and eventually Penguin Island, and you repeat the sequence. Watch out for FLIP-FLOP rounds where he changes his mind and you play it backwards, and TACO rounds where he chickens out and one tariff gets paused. Every mistake sends the DOW plunging and downgrades your credit rating until it hits JUNK.
Controls: 1–5 · Arrows/WASD · Mouse · Touch