Whack-a-Trump
He keeps popping up. Bonk him. Cabinet goons are bonus points — but leave Lady Liberty alone.
Rump Hunt
The emperor has no clothes, and now he has wings. Pelt him with tomatoes, pies, subpoenas or water balloons. Gold toilets and the Files are bonus.
Turd Snake
He eats turds. His diaper grows. Don't crash into the wall he built.
Pac-Rump
Shred the evidence and chase down the Files — until the indictment drops and they come for him.
Hormuz Sweeper
He closed the Strait of Hormuz with a post. Sweep the mines, plant MAGA hats, and watch gas prices climb while you think.
Tariff Wall
Bounce your money through a wall of 145% tariffs, catch the TACO, then hit the man hiding behind it.
Flappy Toupee
The hairpiece has made a break for it. Flap between the gold towers — don't let it land back on his head.
Cabinet Invaders
Row after row of cabinet goons descend on the Constitution. Lady Liberty fires back with subpoenas.
Truth Social Stacker
Every falling block is an all-caps post. Stack them up and the community notes them into oblivion.
Tariff On, Tariff Off
He announces tariffs. He un-announces tariffs. Remember them all before the DOW crashes.
Mar-a-Lago Mini Golf
Nine holes of boxes, gold toilets and a pool. He shoots a 1 every hole. His caddy has very busy feet.
Marker Hurricane Map
The forecast cone says one thing. He says Alabama. Grab the Sharpie and make the hurricane go wherever he claims.
Executive Order Ninja
He's signing executive orders faster than anyone can read them. Slash them in mid-air, but never shred the Constitution.
Golf Cart Meteors
His 300th golf trip, now in space. Golf-ball his indictments, unpaid bills and fact-checks into smaller and smaller problems.
Ping Pong Diplomacy
Beat Trump at table tennis as the whole world while he tariffs his paddle, rewrites the rules and stamps your points RIGGED.
Cross the Border
Hop the Rio Grande, dodge ICE vans and red tape, and land the jobs at Trump's properties he swears he'd never fill.
Grift Catcher
Memecoins, golden sneakers, $59.99 bibles and a "gifted" jet are raining down. Catch the grift, dodge the subpoenas.
Ballroom Builder
He demolished the East Wing for a giant gold ballroom. Stack the floors. Every one is paid for by a "donor".
Palace in the Sky
A foreign "friend" gave him a luxury 747. A gift, totally normal. Now land it on the 18th green.
Dumb with a B
Type his teleprompter before it scrolls off, or he ad-libs COVFEFE, HAMBERDERS and THIGHLAND.
Tariff 2048
Merge escalating tariff stamps from 2% to 2048% and start a TOTAL TRADE WAR. Very fair!
Cabinet Turnover
Match cabinet members before Trump yells YOU'RE FIRED! and swaps in brand-new acting replacements.
Rally Rhythm Riot
Hit the arrows on the beat while Trump does his two-fist shuffle, faster with every combo.
Signal Chat Sea Battle
You got added to the cabinet's group chat by mistake. They keep posting their own ship positions.
Classified Boxes
Push the boxes of very normal documents into the shower before the FBI gets here.
Gild the Oval
Match gold cherubs, gold toilets and gold eagles until the whole Oval Office is gold. Even the dog bowl.
Who Said It?
Trump administration or Nazi Germany? Real quotes, exact sources. The point isn't that they're the same. It's that the language rhymes.
Ad Blocker 47
Homeland Security is spending $20 million of your money on TV ads starring the President. Block them before the budget's gone.
Ballot Dash
You're a ballot. Jump the four-hour lines, slide under the roll purges and fake texts, and make it to the ballot box.