Executive Order Ninja is a free swipe-to-slice parody game: Trump's executive orders (RENAME THE GULF, TARIFF THE PENGUINS, SHARPIE IS NOW NOAA) fly up from the Resolute Desk, and you slash them to shreds before they're signed into law. Chain cuts in one swipe for COURT INJUNCTION combos and slice golden toilets for a frenzy, but never cut the Constitution.
Controls: Mouse/touch drag · Arrows/WASD + hold Space